Football feels so far away. I genuinely don’t know if I can wait till Thursday. Now that it’s back, I never want it to leave me ever. I have no clue how I lived without it this whole summer.
Anyways, here I am staring at a Tuesday baseball slate like it’s going to fill the hole in my chest.
Yea, I caved. I bet the afternoon Diamondbacks game. Down 2 units already (I know the game wasn’t over when I posted this — it lost already). So now? We chase. All. Night.
🟠 Tonight’s Card
- Mets -1.5 (+165)
I hate myself, but I love plus money. I love the Mets to win here, so I am getting greedy and taking the run line. The Mets cover when no one watches. Book it. - Dodgers ML (-145)
Chalk, but Dodgers at night feel like gravity. You don’t fight gravity. - Red Sox ML (-160)
Hammer. Hammer. Hammer. The Sox are streaky, dumb, and beautiful — just like us. It’s a tight wild-card race now, and they lost last night.
Final Word
It’s not pretty, it’s not responsible, but it’s the truth: we’re chasing. Nine (maybe 27 realistically) innings of stress, three tickets, and hopefully one reason to wake up smiling.
Let’s ride. 🐳💸
– MaxT_Whale